LSU controls BCS title fate

Morris Claiborne and LSU will likely face Alabama again in the BCS championship. John David Mercer/US Presswire

There's a scene in the opening montage of "Hitch" in which Will Smith's character, who works as a relationship consultant, explains to his clients that they shouldn't get caught up in worrying about trying to impress their dates. His message is simple: "Just remember, she is already out with you," he says. "It is no longer your job to try to make her like you. It is your job not to mess it up."