The master plan?

Marqise Lee's record day against Arizona went for naught, but the Trojans get a chance at redemption when they host the Ducks on Saturday. Matt Kartozian/US Presswire

Hey, Chip Kelly and the Oregon Ducks -- do you guys really think the Trojans' gut-wrenching loss to Arizona this past weekend dramatically changes things when you arrive at the Coliseum this Saturday?

Well, let me tell you something. The Trojans have got ya right where they want you. By a carefully orchestrated process of elimination, you are now Matt Barkley's unfinished business.

Yeah, we know you waxed Arizona, 49-0, but you did it way back in September in Autzen Stadium. Beginner's luck, if you ask me.