The ultimate holiday shopping list

In the spirit of the holidays ...

The Obvious Gift for Matt Barkley: The 2012 BCS National Championship.
The Not So Obvious Gift: Besides next season's Heisman Trophy, to remain the important and positive role model you have always been throughout your Trojans career.

The Obvious Gift for Lane Kiffin: Relief.
The Not So Obvious Gift: A Sunset Strip-sized billboard in your living room of Matt Barkley's press conference announcing his return.