The Good, the Bad, the Kitchen Sink

Updated: January 20, 2003, 11:42 AM ET
By By Terry Brown
One fine day in the future, Yao Ming may very well become the best center in the NBA and we're all going to be wondering how some 7-foot-8 kid from Reykjavik, Iceland, averaging half as many points and rebounds, outpointed him and everyone else save the slam dunk champion formerly known as Vince Carter for the All-Star Game.

In the meantime, maybe they can hand out pet rocks and hoola hoops at this year's festivities while VaNELLY Ice does halftime.

The Good