The Good, the Bad, the Kitchen Sink

Updated: November 24, 2003, 12:06 PM ET
By Terry Brown
Cheer up, Stan Van Gundy!

Your Miami Heat may be only 3-11 on the season and currently stuck in a three-game losing streak, but until this re-alignment thing kicks in, you're only four games back of being the second-seeded team in the Eastern Conference playoffs.

And you thought the BCS was bad.