The Good, the Bad, the Kitchen Sink

Updated: December 8, 2003, 3:19 PM ET
By Terry Brown
Just waiting for David Stern to take the podium, egg nog in one hand and Paul Tagliabue in the other, and remind us all about the virtues of parity as the reigning NBA champions find themselves in last place in the Midwest Division at 11-10 and the two-time Eastern Conference champs are even worse at 9-11.