2012-13: 13-19 (4-14 ACC)
In-conference offense: 0.99 points per possession (7th)
In-conference defense: 1.14 points allowed per possession (12th)
How courteous of Erick Green to devote his senior season in 2012-13 to bringing one of sports' oldest arguments to life in the most literal form imaginable. Ever since Harvard and Yale began that whole Regatta thing in 1852, it has been the habit of fans to debate passionately and at length what, if any, postseason recognition should be given to an exceptionally incredible player on an absolutely terrible team.