OK, now that we have your attention, let's run through some other winter-meetings deals that have no chance of happening. How about Albert Pujols for Roger Clemens? Or A-Rod for Curt Schilling? Or Ted Williams for Walter Johnson?
4hTisha Thompson and Kevin Shaw
2hDavid M. Hale
2dMark Ogden, Senior Writer ESPN FC
3hMatt Pentz, U.S. soccer writer
10hBonnie D. Ford
1dTristan H. Cockcroft