Mayne Street: Rudy Gay

KM: Your center, Hamed Haddadi, has been stuck in Iran for legal reasons. What's the latest?
RG: He flew in today. Breaking news.
KM: Ah, good. That's what we do in this column: break news, then print
it two weeks later.

RG: I'm sure everybody has been on pins and needles waiting to hear when he was returning. I haven't seen him yet, but I'll have to pull a prank on him when I do.